Things promotional emails are trying to sell me today:

- stickers with the medieval rocket cat on them (too late, I already got one)
- 2 for 1 pork ribs
- information about and lubricants to assist with oral sex technique
- vintage styled clothing (intended for women)
- solutions for cat arthritis
- e-books, in general
- an online course about hummingbirds
- binders in the nonbinary flag colours

I feel I am living my life right, although that is a very ugly flag (sorry friends, it really is).