I wish. I don't care if people want to turn in a blank ballot or a ballot with 'none of the above' ticked in every race or a ballot with 'Minnie Mouse' written in for every race or a ballot that has 'FUCK THE SYSTEM' scrawled across the whole thing. I just want everyone who's eligible to vote to turn in a damn ballot.

Paper by preference, because the things that are possible with electronic voting machines terrify me. They ought to be at least as transparent and unhackable as electronic slot machines; from the sounds of it, it's actually harder to jailbreak an iPhone than to hack an electronic voting machine.