Sep. 16th, 2007

highlyeccentric: Sign on Little Queen St - One Way both directions (chocolate!)
Stræl: 1) arrow, dart, missile: 2) curtain, quilt, matting, bed
-Courtesy of Clark-Hall's Anglo-Saxon Dictionary

Three Cheers for the Danes!
For some people, getting up early is unhealthy.
THEY'RE CALLED MANY things - "lazy", "unproductive", "lacking in ambition"- but late risers are starting to fight back. Long the butt of demeaning office jokes, sleepyheads are officially up in arms thanks to a Danish campaign to stop "the tyranny of early risers"...
"We've had tremendous success," agrees B-Society founder Camilla Kring, who has a PhD in work-life balance. "We now have a B-high school, with classes starting at noon. Sweden has its own movement, Finland and Norway should soon follow and there's been huge global interest."
We're way ahead of you here in Sydney, Ms Kring- our Arts Faculty has a long-standing tradition of not operating before 10am.

XKCD amusement for you all: 50 ways to learn to hover
Dear God- I would like to file a bug report
I wish i could use this for Dreams & Visions somehow.

right. now to go and work on my actual D&V essay.

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Weird Phrase of the Day:  While it was previously accepted the maximum bounce for a breast during exercise was 16 cm, Scurr's study found breasts could move up to 21 cm, proving conventional bras were woefully inadequate.
highlyeccentric: Sign on Little Queen St - One Way both directions (waltrot)

The Omega Male and I on tills at work today, discussing eavesdropping- the things you overhear which remind you that you are more (or less) normal than you think you are.

Says I:
I was sitting out the back of Manning with my friend Tristan the other day, waiting for someone. We weren't saying much, and I was listening to the girls at the next table talk about their boyfriends. Girl One was talking about how her boyfriend wouln't commit. Girl Two cuts in and says: I used to think Bert* was like that. But then we went out the other night, and after he'd got home he rang me. And he said "I know I don't like talking about the future with you, but I want you to know that I do think about it. I think about us taking Abnormal Psych together next year!" Whereup on she sighed, and delcared, hand to breast, "I LOVE him!"

Says the Omega Male:
That's it! That's the definition of Commitment! Abnormal Psych!
I'm going to write on Susie's* birthday card this week, I'm going to write: I think about taking Abnormal Psych with you...

Says I:
I dunno about Commitment, but it sounds like the definition of marriage to me- Abnormal Psychology.

Says the Omega Male: haha, yes.
So I'll say to her: Susie, let's take Abnormal Psych together. Then we'll know it's for real. That will keep her satisfied- Abnormal Psych.
If only they were all that easy to please.


*names changed to... well, actually because I forget them

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