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highlyeccentricI was just thinking yesterday that Auspol had been suspiciously normal, compared to the UK and the US, for at least a week.
NEVER FEAR. Today I woke up to news of:
A: SECRET KIWI IN THE SENATE
and
B: Turnbull's plans to override the laws of mathematics.
I'm not sure what's best about item A: that Scott Ludlam has been an illegitimate senator all this time, or that he DIDN'T REALISE HE WAS A KIWI. He 'didn't realise citizenship followed you like that'. You're a SENATOR, sir.* How many immigration debates have you slept through?
Item B is pure gold and the best motivation I have ever heard for subscribing to a VPN service. Declare your allegiance to the laws of mathematics!
* Wait, no you're not. You've never actually been a Senator. You've just been... in the Senate. A secret Kiwi in the senate.
NEVER FEAR. Today I woke up to news of:
A: SECRET KIWI IN THE SENATE
and
B: Turnbull's plans to override the laws of mathematics.
I'm not sure what's best about item A: that Scott Ludlam has been an illegitimate senator all this time, or that he DIDN'T REALISE HE WAS A KIWI. He 'didn't realise citizenship followed you like that'. You're a SENATOR, sir.* How many immigration debates have you slept through?
Item B is pure gold and the best motivation I have ever heard for subscribing to a VPN service. Declare your allegiance to the laws of mathematics!
* Wait, no you're not. You've never actually been a Senator. You've just been... in the Senate. A secret Kiwi in the senate.
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Date: 2017-07-14 08:30 am (UTC)