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"The female, after a prolonged period of copulation in the same position, broke away and began to trot in a pattern of circles and figures of eight.

"The male chased her, following closely behind, and then bit her on the rump," he says.

"She immediately stopped just long enough to permit him to roll her on her side and begin copulating again.

"If the male was slow to mount, she would kick back aggressively and not let him roll her on her side again until she had run round in more circles and figures of eight. This happened seven times."

Mr Marks says he hopes his study will solve the sloth-like image problem of the common wombat, making the furry marsupials "the symbol of Australian male sexual virility".



Well excuse ME, Mr Marks. Male sexual virility consists of chasin' a woman down and bitin' her on the bottom? Observe that the male wombat is only demonstrating his 'virility' here because his lady friend won't put up with any sloppy efforts. What about the female wombat as representative of strong-willed australian women?

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Hat-tip to [livejournal.com profile] laggy_nidium in [livejournal.com profile] ursulav's comment section.

Date: 2008-02-11 10:41 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
hihi! go wombats!! (i think i'm going to be able to mention them in a paper soon, but probably not this particular aspect of their lives.)

just wanted to say i haven't forgotten about your tag, and have even (after much deliberation) thought of an appropriate historical figure, but i want to add some photos to my post and therefore have to wait until i can visit the appropriate place (maybe next weekend, depending on the weather...). don't get too excited, though, anything i have to say about this particular person won't be news to you.

meli

Date: 2008-02-11 01:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] highlyeccentric.livejournal.com
still, photos! i'm looking forward to it :D i'll be away in cairns for the next week or so, sounds like a great post to come back to :D

Date: 2008-02-11 01:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iremos.livejournal.com
BAHAHAHAHA!

Date: 2008-02-11 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com
Oh Amy, pretty Amy, silly Amy; women have no will.
*shakes head pityingly*

Date: 2008-02-11 11:59 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-02-15 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ulfruna.livejournal.com
Oh, man. You've reminded me of something hilarious that I know Ursula would get a kick out of as well, but... I honestly don't know if I'm allowed to divulge such intimate details of the wombats in question over the internet. If I ever meet you in person, you must REMIND ME to tell you my wombat stories. My naughty wombat stories.

Date: 2008-02-18 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] highlyeccentric.livejournal.com
*jumps up and down* ooooh, naughty wombat stories!

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