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highlyeccentricThanks to this post on elephant camoflauge, i just remembered a terrible joke of my father's, which I ADORED when I was about twelve and have been trying to remember for years now.
1. How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
You open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door.
2. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
3. The King of the Jungle is holding a parliament. Which animal isn't there?
The giraffe. He's still in your fridge.
4. You're hiking through the jungle and you come across a river. You absolutely have to cross this river, and there isn't a bridge for miles around. You could ford it, but the river is infested with crocodiles. What do you do?
You can ford it without a worry- the crocodiles are at the Jungle King's parliament.
DREADFUL. But it's been bugging me for YEARS.
1. How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
You open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door.
2. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
3. The King of the Jungle is holding a parliament. Which animal isn't there?
The giraffe. He's still in your fridge.
4. You're hiking through the jungle and you come across a river. You absolutely have to cross this river, and there isn't a bridge for miles around. You could ford it, but the river is infested with crocodiles. What do you do?
You can ford it without a worry- the crocodiles are at the Jungle King's parliament.
DREADFUL. But it's been bugging me for YEARS.
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Date: 2008-06-01 01:50 am (UTC)I knew those two first ones, but not the second two - I'm going to have to appropriate them and drive my sister insane.
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Date: 2008-06-02 01:07 am (UTC)FAAAABULOUS.